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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “DUST.”Bottom Text: “IS NOT A VALID REASON FOR DISCOUNT.”]The other day I had this customer who just… seemed too desperate to get money off. See, she bought a pair of shoes, or rather, was looking to buy a pair. They were on sale for like 10 bucks. As soon as I tell her the total she starts throwing this excuses at me.“I should get a discount, there’s no box and these shoes are dusty!”Well A) lady, these shoes don’t have a box, they were hanging on a rack for that reason, and B) you have some sort of super-vision because I can’t see any dust at all.Needless to say I had to persuade her that I couldn’t give her a discount for a good three minutes before she finally gave up.God though. Picky. 

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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “DUST.”

Bottom Text: “IS NOT A VALID REASON FOR DISCOUNT.”]

The other day I had this customer who just… seemed too desperate to get money off. See, she bought a pair of shoes, or rather, was looking to buy a pair. They were on sale for like 10 bucks. As soon as I tell her the total she starts throwing this excuses at me.

“I should get a discount, there’s no box and these shoes are dusty!”

Well A) lady, these shoes don’t have a box, they were hanging on a rack for that reason, and B) you have some sort of super-vision because I can’t see any dust at all.

Needless to say I had to persuade her that I couldn’t give her a discount for a good three minutes before she finally gave up.

God though. Picky. 

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