[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “DUST.”
Bottom Text: “IS NOT A VALID REASON FOR DISCOUNT.”]
The other day I had this customer who just… seemed too desperate to get money off. See, she bought a pair of shoes, or rather, was looking to buy a pair. They were on sale for like 10 bucks. As soon as I tell her the total she starts throwing this excuses at me.
“I should get a discount, there’s no box and these shoes are dusty!”
Well A) lady, these shoes don’t have a box, they were hanging on a rack for that reason, and B) you have some sort of super-vision because I can’t see any dust at all.
Needless to say I had to persuade her that I couldn’t give her a discount for a good three minutes before she finally gave up.
God though. Picky.









